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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan
that would be known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of
the 'k'. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome
'ph' will be replased with the 'f'. This will make words like 'fotograf' 20%
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will
enkourage the removal of double leters which have always been a deterent to
akurate speling. Also al wil agre that the horibl mes of
the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl will be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with
'z' and 'w' with 'v'. During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' be dropd from vords
and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to oza and kombinations of letas.
After ziz fifz yer ve vil have a rali sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor
trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu anderstand ech oza. Ze drem
of an united urop vil finali kum.
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